We are unsure about you guys but we usually know when God is talking to us as he usually phones us up around 5pm most nights. He’s been bothering us lately about wanting to borrow $10. We keep saying no as he still owes us $30, but he just wont drop it.
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This autocomplete was found on 11/3/2014 by Googling “how do I know if g“.
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It looks like our friend Sarah here had/has a problem talking to god:
Hi there, Ive been a christian for quite some time now. Many people can hear God speak to them, and know his will for them, but I cant seem to. I cant hear him. I was wondering if you had any ideas of how I could hear God speak to me, and not just me talking to him. Ive tried to listen, but nothing seems to be working. I feel lost.
Thanks guys, any feedback would be much appreciated.
We will help you, Sarah. He’s the plain and simple answer. You can’t speak to god! He isn’t real! You will have a better chance of getting a conversation going with your toaster! Go on! Go find your toaster (usually located in the kitchen) and ask if it’s been up to much lately.
Failing that, we’ve heard LSD can help.