“Honey, I’ll grab the mayonnaise, you grab Jessica. We’ll cover that bitch in it!”
Sure, mayonnaise goes great with homemade coleslaw and on top of burgers, but on the top of your daughter? Really? Although it sounds like something a paedo would have a field day doing, it could come in handy for some sort of punishment when you think about it. “A B+ in maths again, Emma! Go and get me that mayo, it’s time I taught you a lesson!”
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This one was submitted by one of you guys which we appreciate so much, so keep them coming. We got it to show by typing: “put that m”.
Why were people searching it?
Heard of a rapper by the name Plies? Yeah, neither have we. Sorry, Plies. The guy wrote a song called Becky which its lyrics say “put that mayonnaise on your child”. It looks like the mystery is solved. You can go home Scooby and the gang, we’ve got this one covered.